i love bees

lickmydecalsoffbaby:

3 days until caleb dies

ar-lasa-mala-revas:

mintacle:

these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday “remainingforefinger” followed me and the fact that this ISN’T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist’s assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

Pour one out for this choice bot url

rhymingwithpurple:

A rope is not a common household article and in fact if I was invited to someone’s party and there was a rope sitting on the table I’d ask about it

missilekids:

missilekids:

missilekids:

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

Do you need something.

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

catchymemes:

iwilleatyourenglish:

okay.

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

chikkou:

newdoges:

t-800:

t-800:

nine inch nails uses he/him pronouns by the way

fuwuji:

biscuitgeekery:

Who wants to see my rabbit launch himself at my face this morning

Slight sound warning i got surprised

link is holding the camera

ms-demeanor:

dresdencodak:

yanwangdijunfensi:

captain-price-officially:

This is the best way to start my new year.

You should turn the sound on because this dude is delivering a piping hot version of “What’s going on?” and it is wonderful.